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my cats are snoring

craig and stephan are munching and darko is pacing annnnd squiggles just vibin

Binx is mad at me because he's a 7-sense experience right now and I only have three so I can't hold him

they're all just waiting on dad. Which is the same as me. gimme food, daddy

only Bear feeds them?

I have arrived.

oh nah, we both do but he's the one who went out shopping so he's the one who is feeding us tonight bby. I mean he's mostly been feeding squiggles tho, which is fine but prolly while he's at work and stuff it'll be me.

I get to give him the lovely calcium dusted mealworms once a week so he don't die from bone disease

I miss having beardies.

PANINI PRESS

squigs is honestly a lot more mellow than i expected cause like after minor reading it said that his age should make him zoomy and like for the most part he just vibes

Is this where all the cool kids hang out. Cough I mean old people.

probably

are we cool or old?

both

bc fuck the system

Yup. Makes total sense. 

It does.

I said so.

The laws of physics bend in front of you.

Do they wibble wobble or do they swivel? 

Wibble

oh fuck yeah, so they would make the sound thin steel makes

Exactly.

Binx doing a big sneeze

Biiiig sneeze

Very nice.

He sneezed all over my husband's computer chair.

And his desk.

Lol

i want fried chicken but don't have the moneyyyyy

aaaaaaaaaaaa

Being brole rules <3

it really does

all day work hard have zero money

Yup

Dayum. Really hope googles blowing that one out of proportions. 

?

My teeth suddenly be feeling loose for no reason. Google: 'Most common: Gum disease." 

Google has to give literally every option. Go get a professional opinion.

Yeah, I just hate the dentist. But it matches up. My gums are hella sensitive. They always got something wrong with them. 

You could just also have hella sensitive gums. Google has information from every source so it has to list least to most common. It's why WebMD sucks.

"That is the best euphemism for sperm I've ever heard in my life - 'fellows'." -Vinny

But sensitive gums wouldn't cause loose adult teeth

I love Vinesauce sm

Very cool

When a rp looks interesting and then you get to the part that says (doesn't rp with minors) and you can technically do it, but you're worried they're gonna make it weird. Like- why don't they? 

I specifically don't because every single one that's wanted to has tried to make it weird in ways that it should not have been made weird. Even then, I will scan their profiles and see how they RP before I say yes or no.

Ah, I get that. My favorite rp as of now, is my Little Steps one. It's just getting up and running. The one with Tangerine is boring me so bad, and I can't understand what they say half the time. The one with Moon is a continuation of an old one, so it's kind of following that plot. And the MHA one just barely started. 

I also vet my matches based on skill level tbh. I can't really deal with someone that can't match at least a few good sentences.

So you saying we can't ever rp? I suck with detail. 

I just want more than three words. Give me something to respond to, is what I'm saying lmao

Ah, yes. Have you seen my rps?

No. Hol up.

Random and sudden nervousness just came over me for no reason. 

Why? I'm not a world-class writer LMAO

You do a good job.

But the people that have like literacy level 100 scare me. 

I've also posted chapters of my book here.

I don't have enough patience for a book. 

I mean I've been writing it for 12 years so I'm not rushing it. Lmao.