"Holy shit. My voice [i is] kinda hot." -Fan hearing his voice for the first time.

"Okay and rename that to hard and once again that's what she said" -Fan

Moon: "I'ma grab some wine. You know what wine calls for?"


Fan: "Premarital sex?"


Moon: "Yep."

“I think moon unlocked like 10 extra brain cells after all of those brain teasers." - Fan 

(Thank me later)

Fan: I'd fuck a pizza box tbh


Moon: Oh.. Pls dont.. those are my children, I made them


Fan: Even better

Moon: "Are you stupid because me too."

Fan: "Hey I have a 40 in math that's not that bad."

Moon: "Stfu Fan that's why you pull no bitches."


Fan: "Do you not classify yourself as a bitch?"

Moon: "..."


Fan: "Because I do."

Fan: "So we're gonna make a story alright?"


Moon: "Sure!"


Fan: "Alright [b bet], Let's do this. I'll start. Once."


Moon: "I"


Fan: "Had"


Moon: "A"


Fan: "Leathal"


Moon: "Discussion"


Fan: "On"


Moon: "Porn"


Fan: "What..?"


Moon: [b Audible laughter]

Fan: "I am so. So. So. Disappointed in you, Moon. Now lets kiss baby girl."


Moon: "WHAT."

"You know what Moon? This is what you sound like on a daily basis.


Goo goo gaga gaga goo goo ga goo ga ga"

Fan: "You know what Moon? You sound like a baby."

Me: "No I'm not."


Fan: "nO i'M nOt. That's my best impression of you. You sound like a baby."


Moon: "You're the pedophile for dating a baby."


Fan: "YOU ARE 12. YOU ARE A BABY."