Janus was idling around in the mind palace, fixing up his outfit, (Meaning his gloves, his hat, etc) entirely bored at the moment.

On the other hand, Remus was just watching Janus mess with his outfit eating some Deodorant, he decided to give him a scare while he was doing so, he then walked behind him and pushed his back a bit “Boo-“

By now, Janus was more than used to Remus' shenanigans, but he feigned fright anyway, turning around and giving him a playful smirk, baring his sharp fangs.

Remus just smiled and poked his snake scales repeatedly like the annoying side he was “I’m bored, let’s do something!” He said as he took another bite of his deodorant “want some?” He questioned with a smirk

"When have I [i ever] wanted some of that." He said with a grimace. "It looks disgusting."

“It’s actually quite good! Better then eating snake food!” He took another bite before spitting it in his hand “there because I’m so generous!” he said before taking another bite and eating it

Janus gagged, his forked tongue sticking out a bit as he hissed under his breath, walking away before he vomited at the sight. "Where do you [i get] these awful ideas?"

He smirked at him and messed with his mustache a bit “I get it from my amazing brain! I’m so creative I know.” ~he walks to where he had vomited “you gonna eat that?” He pointed to it and tilted his head a bit

Janus snapped his fingers, the vomit being cleaned up in an instant. "You are [i truly] disgusting."

“How disgusting do you [i really] think I can get?” He said smirking as he walked to Janus and took his hat putting it on himself “hat mannn-“

"Give that back!" Denial flushed a bit, crossing his arms, covering his uncovered head with his gloved hand. It seemed as if Janus needed to cover every inch of his body, his face the only thing visible.

He laughed and ran away from him and behind the couch “how about you come get it!” He said as he wiggled his hands in the air to make it seem like he wasn’t there

Janus growled and raced to where he was, the human side of his face a dark shade of red. He swiped his yellow gloved hand over Remus' head, missing narrowly, grabbing at his hat. "Give it back!" He demanded.

“Nope! It’s mine forever!” He said as he got up and ran past him into the kitchen and into one of the shelf’s “you can’t get me anymore!”

Janus mustered up all his energy to teleport in front of him, grabbing his shoulders, using another pair of arms to grab his hat and place it on his head again. "Nice try." He said with an exhausted sigh, the teleport taking a lot of energy out of him.

“Awww please just can I wear the sexy hat you hot snake man-“ He said as he made grabby hands at the hat, he doesn’t know why it makes him feel so powerful

"I cannot believe you just called me that, you odd, [i odd] man." He said, barely shielding his embarrassment and how flustered he was as he turned away.

He then slipped the hat of his head and put it back on “I only speak the truth wise, wise man!”  He smirked at how embarrassed he got him

He did something he'd knew he'd regret later, pecking Remus' cheek with a quick kiss, and walking towards the couch, sitting down.

He blushed not expecting it, and falling out of the cabinet, he then got up and ran to him “DID YOU JUST KISS ME?! Do it again~” he smirked and laughed

Janus smirked from his seat, materializing a book in his hands. "Come over and do it yourself."

“Oh? Well if you say so!” He walked over and took the book from his hands, throwing it on the floor sitting on his lap facing him, then harshly grabbing his face and kissing him~

Janus wasn't quite expecting the intensity, but kissed back, letting Remus push him back into the cushion slightly.

He smiled into the kiss as he held him down on the couch, not allowing him to move even one bit. He then pulled away for a split second to let him breath

The human side of his face was a horribly dark shade of red, and Janus knew Remus had to [i love] that.

He laughed a bit and put his hand on his cheek liking the red tint that he had on his face “red are we? Aren’t you the one that wanted this?”

"I'm fine, Remus. I'm just confused, why did you stop?" He smirked, pulling him in by the collar and trapping him in another kiss.

Since he wasn’t very aware this kiss was gonna happen he was way more submissive, he tried to gain more Dominance but he failed multiple times which ticked him off a bit.

He eventually separated and flashed a toothy grin, moving down to press his lips against his neck.

He groaned softly and watched him “G-god damnit it’s a-always a fight for dominance with y-you” He said with a small stutter as he was trying to catch his breath

"Fight harder then." He growled, letting his fangs sink in and draw blood.

He then gasped and bit his bottom lip roughly and blushing, it’s hard to really do anything in the position he’s in

Janus let out a ragged breath, grabbing onto Remus' shirt to ground himself, giving him a teasing smile before leaning back into the cushion.

“Hey- what gives?” He frowned as he looked at him, he then sighed and leaned over and started to leave marks along his neck, he was needy, lustful, he needed this. Especially since he got him going

Janus shut his eyes, letting a little noise escape him as he smiled, letting Remus have his way.

He stopped after a while and got off of him, he rolled on the floor then soon after he went under the couch, which was odd because the space under the couch looked quite small.

Janus raised a brow and got up, looking under the couch.

Under the couch there as a lot of random things that he owned there, and some stolen stuff, and he was laying there messing with one of his knifes

"What are you doing?" He asked.

He heard him and rolled over turning to his direction “nothingggggg-“ he said hiding the sharp knife marks that he left on the couch